My Three Blonds

Oh how life goes on and how life changes on the sea, that floating shapeless ocean. I finally received my Bahamian Seaman’s Book and my Marshall Islands Maritime Registry!!! How exciting. I’m officially a seaman, according to the Bahamas. Who would have thought it? That…would be telling…

Anyways, there’s this new show I like to watch, it’s called My Three Blonds. It’s about this guy who works as the Art Gallery Director on a cruise ship. He’s young, kind of goofy, and has all sorts of misadventures. He has three different friends, all young blond babes. One is named Jana, and she’s a petite, yet fancy shopping guide on the ship. She goes around talking about charm bracelets and Diamonds (capital D). This guy and Jana love to mingle with the other officers and talk about diamonds, and usually in the ports they go shopping together and check out the biggest jewels in the Caribbean! The second blond is Lisa who is a youth counselor manager. She’s always getting thrown up on and pooped by the little ones, and has her own set of misadventures trying to manage all these kids…who are CRAZY! Then there’s Madeline, who plays a princess and walks around the ship all dressed up avoiding apples.

His roommate changes every week, and its totally ridiculous the guys he has to share a room with; a fat Panamanian, a raspy voiced Phillipino, and even a young sporty Frenchman! This guy goes off with each of the blonds separately and has wild experiences all on their own. Sometimes he gets caught up on the beach in Mexico with Lisa, sometimes Madeline and him go to Hell where the cab driver keeps taking them back to the cemetery in which he will soon be buried, and sometimes Jana needs his big muscles to carry around brochures to all the stores in the Virgin Islands. And a lot of the time they go out to the crew bar to mingle with all the babes, having all sorts of romantic interludes…separate and sometimes…J It’s all funny what happens to them, but touching too. This guy is sort of a lost soul searching for something…lost and unknown… Madeline is trying to right what might be a more troubled past than she lets on…Jana is trying to stand up for women in a man’s world and be a success… and Lisa too searches for the meaning of love in a sea of dreams…So when do I watch this show? Every day of my fucking waking life, because it’s me!!!!! I’m the guy! Hahahahahaha

Next Adventure: “Hell”