Right now I'm sitting in the Detroit Metropolitan International Airport. I stayed up all night packing for a trip that will last me months, everything I own is huddled around me, I have no one for my own anymore, and let me tell you how excited I am about the sweet deal I got through Hertz Rent-a-Car. That bitch on the phone was all like $400, and I said no way, I'm figuring this out on my own. So I went and set up an awards program with American Airlines (jetsetter anyone?) and got myself a huge discount. I'm driving myself around Detroit in High Fashion...economy style.
All the ladies in the airport love me btw. The one who checked me in actually called the gate because she missed me and the $15 she didn't collect from me cause she was staring at my huge muscles. It was thrilling. A Spanish looking Catherine Keener came on the plane, shook my shoulder, and said, "excuse me, are you the man with the big bag?" Uhmmm yes...thats me...the man with the big bag, tiny life. Then the lady in the plane kept talking to me too. What gives LADIES???? Hmmm? This is definitely going to be interesting...stay tuned.
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you are to the detroit international airport as sorin is to the janice dickenson modeling agency
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